Behind the puppy, you ask? No! It IS the puppy! That's no ordinary yellow lab puppy. She's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered canine you ever set eyes on! That puppy's got a viscious streak a mile wide, she's a killer. She's got big fangs!
Run away! Run away!
Does anybody have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch handy?
O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.