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A conversation from dinner tonight.

Me: Elisabeth, the day after tomorrow is Jean's birthday and you get to wish her happy birthday!

E: and give her her birthday chocolates?

Me: Yes.

E: I think we should get her a little Christmas tree.

Me: they don't sell Christmas trees this time of year.

E: no, no, but a liiiiittle Christmas tree.

Me: and where would we go get a little Christmas tree?

E: hmmm, at the Little Christmas Tree Store.

Me: Where is the Little Christmas Tree Store?

E: oh I know I know, its at "little Christmas tree dot com."

Doug and Me (stifling laughter): where did you hear about littlechristmastree.com?

E: don't know.

Doug: are there other dot coms?

E: yes. moose dot com, eyeball dot com, (and she listed a few more that escape me now).

E: and that's all. that's all the dot coms.